March 8, 2015
Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for tenminutes, come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet!
I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!
I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment … now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is … “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!
I don’t have gray hair. I have “wisdom highlights” I’m just very wise.
My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.
I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid … but it can muffle the sound!
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?
At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
February 10, 2015
“Rainbow’s End” is .99 this week on Amazon Kindle and our paperback copy has been reduced to 9.23. http://www.amazon.com/Rainbows-End-J-B-Bonds/dp/0988905205/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1423574620&sr=8-1&keywords=rainbow%27s+end+jb+bonds
January 22, 2015
We are now on chapter 13 of “Pelican Key”! Stay tuned for a publishing date!
December 3, 2014
We would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. Please enjoy our Christmas Story we wrote last year in the “Discover Smith Mountain Lake” magazine.
Nov. 15, 2014
We have started the New Year Right! “Pelican Key”, the sequel to “Rainbow’s End”, is in the works. Your favorite residents from Rainbow’s End will be there and we will introduce you to a few new ones. Joanie and Roz are still front and center keeping up with all the goings on in Rainbow, dinners in Key West, and planning a cruise with their friends Silvia and Judy. Burton, their favorite neighbor, may have a new love in his life and quite the uproar going on. Stay posted for more news about “Pelican Key”.
Happy New Year from,