March 8, 2015

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for tenminutes, come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet!

I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment … now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

The biggest lie I tell myself is … “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don’t have gray hair. I have “wisdom highlights” I’m just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid … but it can muffle the sound!

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

February 10, 2015

“Rainbow’s End” is .99 this week on Amazon Kindle and our paperback copy has been reduced to 9.23.



January 22, 2015

We are now on chapter 13 of “Pelican Key”! Stay tuned for a publishing date!

December 3, 2014

We would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. Please enjoy our Christmas Story we wrote last year in the “Discover Smith Mountain Lake” magazine.

Nov. 15, 2014

We have started the New Year Right! “Pelican Key”, the sequel to “Rainbow’s End”, is in the works. Your favorite residents from Rainbow’s End will be there and we will introduce you to a few new ones. Joanie and Roz are still front and center keeping up with all the goings on in Rainbow, dinners in Key West, and planning a cruise with their friends Silvia and Judy.  Burton, their favorite neighbor, may have a new love in his life and quite the uproar going on.  Stay posted for more news about “Pelican Key”.


Happy New Year from,

JB Bonds

2 thoughts on “Blog

  1. My sister and I met Keelan and Lenny in Accord, New York last month. They are both friends with my daughter Dana, who lives in the area. My sister and I are moving to Charleston SC soon to retire to a warmer climate. We are both widowed and senior citizens and Lenny thought our story reminded her of the sisters in Rainbow’s End. Lenny gave Dana autographed copies for us to read. We so enjoyed the story and hoping we will have some great adventures like the “girls” in Rainbow’s End. Much luck to you both with the new book and with your future writing. Looking for forward to some good reading.

    Barbara & Carol

    • Barbara & Carol, We are so happy that you enjoyed our book “Rainbow’s End”. We are working on the sequel “Pelican Key”. We hope to have it out by 2016. Have a life full of adventures!!!
      JB Bonds
      Jane and Brenda

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